On my way to Fratton Park on Saturday I spotted this fast food outlet. The hang of the wire and its shadow made me look twice!
At the ground I signed my short-term contract with Chairman Ian McInnes as cover for the Play Offs before being paraded with the Fratton End in the background (who the f***ing,who the f***ing, who the f***ing hell is that,who the f***ing hell is that?)
Then on Sunday, a first gig for my new band
We’re a tribute act called ‘Fake Twat’ and here I’m taking lead vocal on “Watch Your Back”
If you’re wondering why I’m suddenly so busy, well it’s been a tough few months for some of us: